Better than Acme Mail Order

So, last night I was looking through ThinkGeek.com and happened upon the Best Shirt EVAR. I frantically wave Faith over to have a look at it. She doesn't seem very amused which is weird as she loves Wash and that scene in particular. I shrug and go about my business on the internet for a couple of minutes. Then she calls me into the bedroom. I look at the bed and there is the exact same shirt. She bought it last week for me. That is some seriously crazy sneaky shit. heh. Now I know I'll never be able to cheat on her even if I wanted to. I'd find some chick's profile on the internet and I'd send her a message and my wife would respond to it "Yeah, that skank is already taken care of. -Love, Your Wife The Crazy Psychic Ninja". Seriously though, who would ever cheat on a wife that awesome? Not this guy. *grins down at his awesomely awesome shirt*